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- NCTM - 09-16-2002 02:07 PM
Maybe you should give up the breakin' and entering type of crime if
#1) you are stupid and
#2) you are a Fatass....
<a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/news/091302_NW_suspectwindow.html" target="_blank">Link</a>
Officers Arrest Man Found Stuck in Church Window
By Associated Press
Officers didn't have to work too hard to catch a man they believe was trying to rob Eastside Baptist Temple in High Point.
He was stuck hanging out of a small bathroom window.
Neighbors heard his cries for help about 5:30 am Wednesday and called police.
It did take a little work to get the 6-foot, 235-pound man out. Four officers, two inside and two outside, pushed and pulled the man's arms and legs.
Once free, 48-year-old Ronald Steven Stutts of Trinity, was charged with larceny and breaking and entering. He's being held in the Guilford County jail on five-hundred dollars bond.
Police say Stutts had taken about 12 dollars worth of painting supplies from the church.
(Copyright 2002 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
- NOLEY - 09-17-2002 09:52 AM
Criminals are not always the brightest bulb in the box. It is kinda like the guy that walked in the store asked for a brown paper bag, clerk gave him one he then went to the restroom put it on his head to come back to rob her... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
~NOLEY~ <img border="0" alt="[Wavy Guy]" title="" src="graemlins/wave.gif" />
- SilverSpring_JuniorTerp - 09-17-2002 08:03 PM
It's lucky the majority of the criminals are dumb, otherwise it'd be chaos.