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OT: Miami fan spotted in South Beach - 4x4hokies - 08-01-2012 09:43 PM

This isn't really a joke, though it is hilarious, my friend is visiting South Beach and posted a photo of a devout Miami fan. Thought it was worthy of sharing.

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RE: OT: Miami fan spotted in South Beach - ClairtonPanther - 08-02-2012 12:35 AM

what the f*ck

RE: OT: Miami fan spotted in South Beach - OrangeCrush22 - 08-02-2012 01:20 AM

03-lmfao

RE: OT: Miami fan spotted in South Beach - georgia_tech_swagger - 08-02-2012 01:44 AM

03-puke

Having trolled South Beach after the '09 Orange Bowl ... my major observations:
- The art deco district is amazing ... and all the locals there are too ****ing stupid to realize its architectural novelty.
- The clubs in the art deco district are a great place to see arrests being made after ~3AM.
- Some of the clubs in the art deco district have an obscene cover ... because they have a small gaggle of celebs inside, and an enormous number of plastic bimbos trying to ride that celeb gravy train.
- Not even David Attenborough can find good intelligent conversation in the clubs.
- If during the day you see a babe with a guy toting a camera on the oceanfront strip parks ... particularly at the far south end of south beach ... coin flip it is a porn star before a shoot. No, I'm not joking.

TL;DR: Beautiful place largely ruined by the enormous number of dumbarses, Hollywood-lite libtards, and celeb chasers.

RE: OT: Miami fan spotted in South Beach - Wolfman - 08-03-2012 11:02 PM

(08-02-2012 01:44 AM)georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:  03-puke

Having trolled South Beach after the '09 Orange Bowl ... my major observations:
- The art deco district is amazing ... and all the locals there are too ****ing stupid to realize its architectural novelty.
- The clubs in the art deco district are a great place to see arrests being made after ~3AM.
- Some of the clubs in the art deco district have an obscene cover ... because they have a small gaggle of celebs inside, and an enormous number of plastic bimbos trying to ride that celeb gravy train.
- Not even David Attenborough can find good intelligent conversation in the clubs.
- If during the day you see a babe with a guy toting a camera on the oceanfront strip parks ... particularly at the far south end of south beach ... coin flip it is a porn star before a shoot. No, I'm not joking.

TL;DR: Beautiful place largely ruined by the enormous number of dumbarses, Hollywood-lite libtards, and celeb chasers.

So you would go again?

RE: OT: Miami fan spotted in South Beach - georgia_tech_swagger - 08-03-2012 11:06 PM

(08-03-2012 11:02 PM)Wolfman Wrote:  So you would go again?


Yes, but I wouldn't bother with South Beach unless I had a wingman. I would instead stay out around Hollywood/Ft. Lauderdale. Going solo in South Beach makes you confront a terribly disappointing strata of humanity. Unless with accompaniment you can eliminate the bad and focus on the good.

Honestly ......... I enjoyed the Sun Bowl more, even though I was a walking CDC Level 5 Biohazard.

RE: OT: Miami fan spotted in South Beach - ChrisLords - 08-04-2012 01:31 AM

My EYES!!!! My EYES!!!

I'm going to have to go to the botd board and wash this off.

RE: OT: Miami fan spotted in South Beach - Ole Blue - 08-04-2012 10:07 AM

There are fans like that everywhere. Don't worry most Miami fans are normal (as normal as the rest of us).

RE: OT: Miami fan spotted in South Beach - TexanMark - 08-04-2012 01:19 PM

Did Dana Holgorsen ever coach, play or live in Miami? ;-)

My guess the guy got the ass antler tat about 10 years and 35lbs ago.

RE: OT: Miami fan spotted in South Beach - Wolfman - 08-04-2012 03:14 PM

(08-04-2012 01:19 PM)TexanMark Wrote:  Did Dana Holgorsen ever coach, play or live in Miami? ;-)

My guess the guy got the ass antler tat about 10 years and 35lbs ago.

"The guy" appears to be wearing a bikini top.

RE: OT: Miami fan spotted in South Beach - catdaddy_2402 - 08-04-2012 05:59 PM

(08-04-2012 03:14 PM)Wolfman Wrote:  
(08-04-2012 01:19 PM)TexanMark Wrote:  Did Dana Holgorsen ever coach, play or live in Miami? ;-)

My guess the guy got the ass antler tat about 10 years and 35lbs ago.

"The guy" appears to be wearing a bikini top.

And whichever side she passes out on you got boobs.