I have a very, very serious question:

Is Cincinnati the only school in the AAC that prefers accomplishments predating the invention of fire and the wheel to those occurring over the course of the last couple decades?

Any time discussions focus on the present day, Quincy Magoo Bearcatfan IMMEDIATELY fires up the time machine (with a flair only matched by California redwoods of similar age) and starts citing to the Eisenhower and Kennedy administrations in a feeble attempt to deflect focus from their lone Sweet Sixteen appearance over the preceding sixteen seasons.

Please, I implore you, step out of the time machine and focus on much needed repairs to your drafty, decrepit home in the modern day. We need a partner in racking up tournament units and it would be terrific if you could earn the invitation to ride in our sidecar.