(02-19-2020 06:57 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(02-19-2020 06:29 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  I was the opposite. Growing up I was skinny a a rail above the waist, but had massive calves and thighs. I remember one time accusing my brother of stealing socks out of my drawer and he said "I can't wear your socks, you stretch out the calves." He then put on a pair and sure enough, they fell down around his knees.

As I've grown older my upper body has caught up with my lower body


There was a guy who worked with us at the FD who was like y'all described. We used to give him hell all the time.

"Hey man, there's a string hanging from your shorts.....my bad! That's your leg!"

"Those your legs or are you riding a chicken?"

One day during PT we noticed that one of his shins was scraped up pretty bad, so someone asked him what happened. Before he could answer the Battalion Chief said "I bet he skint it up stepping in a Coke bottle."

after my divorce at 39, I was bangin' a 20 something hottie after losing 80 lbs. that called me "no-ass-at-all".....talk about "grinding".... lol....

#termOfEndearment

oh my....the thingys you guys remind me about muh past...

In Lower Alabama (L.A.) that issue is known as G.A.D. (Gone Ass Disease). You know you are in trouble when the cutie says, "He's sweet, and has a cute face, but suffers from G.A.D." It was not an issue when I was young because I rode bikes everywhere and could leg press impressively. But as an old man that extra notch in the belt is getting harder and harder to find and like my grandfather before me I am now a poster child for G.A.D. I'm just glad it happened late in life.