The definition between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say, "You're next."

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Thats hilarious Rick!!

I dunno.... that second one sounds more like lack of brains that excess of balls....

you ---> :chair: <---Wife

SouthGAEagle Wrote:I dunno.... that second one sounds more like lack of brains that excess of balls....

you ---> :chair:&nbsp; <---Wife

I was thinking....

wife --> <-- you

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blah Wrote:

SouthGAEagle Wrote:I dunno.... that second one sounds more like lack of brains that excess of balls....

you ---> :chair:  <---Wife

I was thinking....

wife --> <-- you

That too!!!!

Wife: :mad: :cuss: :devil:
You:

Guts = where broom goes when it gets stuck up yer :arse:

Balls = in a little jar in Wife's closet, but she might let you visit them from time to time

lauramac Wrote:Guts = where broom goes when it gets stuck up yer :arse:

Balls = in a little jar in Wife's closet, but she might let you visit them from time to time

I am sooo sorry OwlJacket. Let me know if you are going out, I might be able to find a pair for you to rent..... :D

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Naw, he's never pulled either of the two stunts from rickheel's post. I just don't want him getting any bright ideas! :laugh: