Tasha
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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off *****, Dog Eats It
Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his ***** for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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Tulsaman
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| 10-05-2004 11:34 PM |
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Laettners Legacy
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I hate when that happens!
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| 10-06-2004 10:23 AM |
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safetyeagle
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i thought you were only supposed to choke the chicken? :D
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| 10-06-2004 12:51 PM |
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Lethemeul
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Why was he cutting chicken nekkid*?
*It's nekkid in this case, cause he was definitely up to something.
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| 10-06-2004 02:10 PM |
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jarr
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I thought you were going to say marriage  :devil: :grom:
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| 10-06-2004 03:55 PM |
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NOLEY
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Did he call 9-1-1?? That would have been a fun call to dispatch :angel:
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