> > >
> > >A young boy went to his father and asked, "Dad, what's the difference
> > >between
> > >'potentially' and 'realistically' ?" The father thought for a moment,
> then,
> > >answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford
for
> a
> > >million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
> Pitt
> > >for
> > >a million dollars. Finally, go ask your brother if he would sleep with
> Tom
> > >Cruise for a million dollars. Then, come back and tell me what you find
> > >out."
> > >
> > >So the boy went to his mother asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
Redford
> > >for
> > >a million dollars?The mother replied, "Of course I would. I wouldn't
pass
> > >on
> > >an opportunity like that."
> > >
> > >Then the boy went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
> Pitt
> > >for
> > >a million dollars?" The sister replied, "Oh my God! I would just love
>to
> > >do
> > >that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
> > >
> > >Then the boy went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
> > >Cruise
> > >for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you
> realize
> > >how
> > >much a million dollars could buy?"
> > >
> > >The boy pondered it all for a few days and went back to his father. His
> > >father
> > >asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
> > >realistically?"
> > >
> > >"Yes, Sir," the boy replied. "Potentially, we're sitting on three
million
> > >dollars, but, realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer

:laugh: :laugh: :roflol: :chair: Very funny!

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