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Quote:July 24! Yo the big news is how a AMERICAN guy name Lants Armstrong is winning the big race called the Tourdeff France! This is some bike thing where these guys ride they bicicles all around Eruope and go all around they looser countrys like France and Beljim and Africa and Germany and other looser places in Eruope! I know you are saying who cares about that it is in forein countrys that are looser like France and they are all fooles there and it is only riding a bike who cares a little kid can do that even without training wheels well I know it sounds dorky and looser and stupid to me too but the whole point is how we dont even care about Eruopes big bike race but we are still winning it anyways! Cram that one you jealous Eruopes! In you faces! So anyways this guy Lants Armstrong who is AMERICAN is kicking butt on his bike and he is the best bike rider ever and is my favorite bike rider of all times out of all of them! Just think how manny of these dumb bike races we would of already won if anyone here gave a crap about it probaly the last three or four in a row if we would have had Shack or Derrick Jeeter or Micheal Jordan ride for us! But they all too busy kicking ****** in the REAL sports to waist they time riding around on a bike like a chump who cant even afford the bus! I have a awesome bike it has a bannana seat and ten speeds and curved up handel bars and a base ball card to make it sound like a motorcicle when I go fast on it it rules! I rode it back when I couldent drive because of my DUI that the COPS framed me with because they are jealous loosers but I had to get to work somehow so I rode my kickass bike all the way! It is okay to ride a bike if you arent allowed to drive for DUI but it is borring and hurts my butt otherwise I could race in that Tourdeff France and probaly win easy its only against a bunch of Frenchy fooles they would all surrender once they heard my awesome bike that sounds like a motorcicle! Hahahha! So anyways the point is that Lants Armstrong RULES and is the best bike rider of all times I bet he could do donuts in the highschool parking lot better then anyone and probaly jump his bike over the river down by old man kelsys place where that bump is! Because he is a AWESOME AMERICAN and he rules!!!

He should be doing it for a living. The man is a riot. :laugh: