The challenge: funniest caption. (Limit one caption per player)

I have acquired a panel of non-bias judges from all over NCAAbbs. They will grade your caption on a scale of 1 to 10.

Highest average score wins.

[code:1]
Points in the cup will be awarded as follows
1st place => 5 pts

Mark Mangino fully regains his sobriety when told that he's actually going to be coaching the Kansas football team.

"Whattaya mean the buffet isn't free for coaches? I thought that was part of the deal!"

please hit the link.........<a href='http://www.fartsfartsfarts.com/sounds/saulfartagain.wav' target='_blank'>Hey, I am not kiddin, you guys in the first three rows may want to back up........whew..........</a>

Yes I am very excited to be staring in Austin Powers 4-Mangino vs. Fat Bastard.

Coach Mangino reacts to being told that only KU basketball coaches get to hold pep rallies at the football stadium.

-JD

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:

Is anyone gonna eat that plate of chicken hanging on the wall next to me?

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:Your caption photo:

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

After years of living in seclusion, Ralph Freidgen's long lost brother appears in the nation's heartland.

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:

You mean Roy ain't here anymore!?

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:Your caption photo:

Huh??? What do you mean by "Kansas is a basketball-first school"??? I thought this was a football school!!! HEELLLPP!!!!! BTW, I'm trapped in this chair, and can't get up!! HEEELLLPP!!! :D

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:Your caption photo:

and the crowd chants.....

"fatty, fatty
two by four
how ya gonna get
K U to score?"

Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you, the first graduate of Ralph Freidgen's reverse diet for College Football coaches...

"What the hell did I just sign up for?? Oh.....crap"