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Forwarded to you without comment. I have no idea who

gets credit for this, but in all the yelling about "no

wars", I've yet to hear an alternative that makes

sense.....until this. Personally, I think this is a

winner!





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I see a lot of people on the television yelling for

peace, but I have not heard of one plan for peace.

"Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't

let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes

out.



Here's the plan:



1) The US will apologize to the world for our

"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You

know, Hitler, Mussolini,Tojo, Marshal Petain and the

rest of them good old boys. We will never "interfere"

again.





2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the

world, starting with Germany, France, South Korea and

the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would

station troops at our borders. No more sneaking

through holes in the fence.





3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their

affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free

trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be

gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of

who or where they are. France would welcome them.





4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and

limited to 90 days in America unless given a special

permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be

allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it

yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be

available to anyone. We don't need any more cab

drivers.





5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the

bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "F"

and it's back home, baby.





6) The US will make a strong effort to become self

sufficient energy wise. This will include developing

non polluting sources of energy but will require a

temporary drilling for oil in the Alaskan wilderness.

The caribou will have to cope for a while.





7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing

countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't

like it, we go someplace else.





8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe

in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray

to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or

whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them

is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it

most get very little, if any, anyway.





9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place.

We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.

Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or

lockup for illegal aliens.





10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.

That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any

longer.





Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
04-14-2003 12:14 PM
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DIGGIN IT... 04-cheers
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Very interesting....
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As the old routine that began that way finished up:

...but stupid!
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04-cheers I love Ricks plan.Should we be expecting an alternative plan from the left? "NOT", 04-bow
04-14-2003 07:20 PM
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Oddball Wrote:As the old routine that began that way finished up:

...but stupid!
Have you been hitting the bong this evening? Nothing you have posted has made any sense.
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Who turns your computer on for you? :goldie:
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Your sister, after she wipes off her mouth.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
04-15-2003 06:40 AM
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Gee, that was witty. Shall I insult your mother now? :snore:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: @ Rick
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If it makes you feel better, go right ahead. She died in 1960.
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