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I believe Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf needs to be hired by the producers of Saturday Night Live. He'd be perfect to announce Weekend Update! :D
04-07-2003 09:21 PM
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Addendum: He nevers ceases to amaze me what he can say while keeping a straight face.
04-07-2003 09:23 PM
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Is this the same guy that says that US forces in Baghdad are being lured into a trap and that they have not really captured as much as they say they have?
04-07-2003 09:41 PM
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That guy is the one bright spot of humor in all of this. Initially, I thought that one of our guys should sneak up behind him during a broadcast and make his head explode. However, now I hope that he survives and has a long career working the comedy club circuit. He's a perfect blend of the "All is well!" guy from the end of "Animal House" and the Black Knight from "The Holy Grail".
04-08-2003 05:16 AM
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Tharts the guy who said the US forces weren't in Baghdad, with bombs exploding in the backround isn't it? I laughed so hard at that. :laugh:
04-08-2003 07:51 AM
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Actually, my first reaction was what do we need to do to get this guy off the air. But the more he lies, the better it is for the USA, as even his audience in the Middle-East will realize he is full of it and cause all but the more radical elements to soften their stance.
04-08-2003 04:09 PM
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I say used car salesman. "hey this car only has 200,000 miles on it, its like brand new.
04-09-2003 09:12 PM
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Or he can be the next Miss Cleo.
04-09-2003 09:34 PM
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#1,new ad for unc,#2new ad for kcu #3the next great liberal talk show host.# the new anchor for cnn. and last but not least #5 the 2004 demecratic presidential canidate. 03-razz
04-11-2003 12:02 AM
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thanks you's very much gentlemen but I don't need a new job...we iraqeeees have almost defeated your puny USA forces....Baghdad is safe with our super strong army keeping the USA army from entering the city! Saddam contiues to be our President and he will defeat you lazy amaericans!!! so take that you jealooous looosers!
04-11-2003 04:39 AM
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He has indeed found a new job...

[Image: cubswin2.jpg]


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(the crawler would be even funnier if it said "Tigers" instead of "Cubs", but I digress...)
04-11-2003 08:16 AM
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I say President of France!

He couldn't do worse than the current one...
04-11-2003 11:15 AM
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Motown Bronco Wrote:He has indeed found a new job...

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(the crawler would be even funnier if it said "Tigers" instead of "Cubs", but I digress...)
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04-11-2003 05:46 PM
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I think he should take Terry Macluffis job at the DNC. They both have taken spinning to the next level. He would be a great Dem President contender. Then he could say things like I have put 100,000 cops on the street or I have cut the goverment by 10%, or even I invented the internet and people would beleive him :rolleyes:
04-12-2003 07:03 AM
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04-12-2003 08:14 AM
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04-12-2003 08:18 AM
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Goofball, you $uck, I just spit beer all over my lap top. Very Funny. :laugh:
04-12-2003 01:45 PM
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