What you are about to see is real. The screen names aren't changed. Screw the innocent.

swizene: asl ls
kreativeassassin: 2027 / male / Heaven ... you may call me Jesus
swizene: haha
swizene: 17 f phils
swizene: cam?
kreativeassassin: "cam?" what do you mean?
swizene: do you have your cam?
kreativeassassin: What's a cam?
kreativeassassin: I'm pretty sure I can manifest one if you tell me what it is.
swizene: i mean webcam?
kreativeassassin: As in, something for you to see Jesus with?
kreativeassassin: by the way, I'm not black in case you were wondering.
swizene: nothing
swizene: can i see you?
kreativeassassin: If you want to see Jesus, you can shoot yourself... but that only works if you've been a good girl.
kreativeassassin: If I were to show you my webcam, you would be blinded by the brilliant white light.
kreativeassassin: Perhaps you've seen me elsewhere... ever watched the Passion?
kreativeassassin: That film really hurt me to make. They killed me with their low pay and no catering.
swizene: pls.... can i see it?
swizene: char!!
kreativeassassin: Do you have any idea how well endowed the endower of all life is? Jesus fears you may be forever shocked.
swizene: yah
kreativeassassin: I'm going to tell you right off the bat... I'm not into S&M. I had a bad thing happen to me as a young adult that turned me off of that.
swizene: what is it?
kreativeassassin: Big wooden 4x4's ... tied up... steaks... it got nasty.
swizene: i see
kreativeassassin: While I take my halo off, could you read to me from Corinthians? That always gets me in the right mood.
swizene: i know anout something in cor.
kreativeassassin: This better be good, by the way. I have 72 virgins up here naked playing trumpets.
swizene: hahah....
swizene: ur a pleyboy
swizene: playboy
kreativeassassin: Nope. Sorry. Fake muscular cops don't pack heat like Jesus.
swizene: kk
kreativeassassin: Here's one of my better photos: <a href='http://www.forteantimes.com/gallery/images/shroud.jpg' target='_blank'>http://www.forteantimes.com/gallery/images/shroud.jpg</a>
kreativeassassin: YOU DARE IGNORE JESUS?!?! TO PURGATORY YOU FILTHY INSIGNIFICANT SINNER!
("she" signs off)

Wow. I can't believe I just read what I just read. I'm not sure exactly how to respond...

:roflol:
im still amused

That was a werid "CONVO" :laugh:


But that still cracked me up GTS.

You funny GTS. :laugh:

I've had some interesting conversations on AIM too. I'm sure we all have.

Don't phuck with the Jesus.

GTS-The King of Heathens

Ain't it good to be the King?

May I add swizene to my AIM list and portray your Mother Mary? She'd be one freaked out chica wouldn't she? Tasha could be your main squeeze Mary Magdeline and fuss at swizene for flirting wth you.

That has to be the most distrubing convo i've ever.....you can really distrub me sometimes.....

TDMs Alias Name Wrote: GTS-The King of Heathens

Ain't it good to be the King?

May I add swizene to my AIM list and portray your Mother Mary? She'd be one freaked out chica wouldn't she? Tasha could be your main squeeze Mary Magdeline and fuss at swizene for flirting wth you.

:laugh:

Yeah, let me at her!!!!! :tasha: