A birthday wish

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10 speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job.

There's no way we can afford it.

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading
out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out.

I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage, and no bike."

Soda, meet keyboard.

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