rickheel
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A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall
asleep quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 2:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket."
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JD Heel
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Bill Bobaggins
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Now, now, Jonathan. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> I think it's fairly safe to say that if the husband doesn't act like a jerk, his wife won't treat him like one. And I know that you would be the kind of husband who would get up to get his own blanket and while he was up, ask his wife if she wanted one too. Right?
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JD Heel
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Of course! And I would also ask her if she needed a glass of water too while I was up.... <img border="0" alt="[angel]" title="" src="graemlins/angel.gif" />
(Or is it that I'm supposed to empathize with her and say "I understand -- I too have experienced mouth dryness?" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" /> )
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Always go with your first instinct, JD.
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Lucy is right. Your first choice was the proper one. But you knew that all along, didn't you? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />
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JD Heel
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Ah -- I didn't think that Rosie Perez's opinion was representative of the female perspective out there, but I wanted to make sure....
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rickheel
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At times going down a one-way street can get old....
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rickheel
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Plus, she was on the bottom bunk.......lord help him if he woke up the princess while he was getting down from the upper berth. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" />
<small>[ July 09, 2002, 06:55 AM: Message edited by: rickheel ]</small>
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