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From the ever popular Studio News Source:
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>>Now That Must Hurt
(Bucharest, Romania) -- Oral sex and cooking don't mix. At least that's the painful lesson one Romanian couple found out while he tried to make pancakes while she tried to satisfy him. A local newspaper reports he accidentally spilled some hot oil on her back, and she accidentally clamped down on his wang with her teeth <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> as a result. It gets a little worse though. After the bite, he wound up smacking her in the head with the pan out of shock. They had to rush to the hospital with back burns, a bruised head and a bitten wang. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> However, despite the pain, they were both treated and released. They have asked the hospital not to release their identities.
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[warning, this is a JOKE]why was HE doing the cooking???[/okay women, go ahead and fire away]
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Some people are so clumsy. You have to remember to put a towel around the girls neck when doing this!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by drunkterp:
[warning, this is a JOKE]why was HE doing the cooking???[/okay women, go ahead and fire away]</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">!!!!!!!!!!! ok DT-- "Strike Two" (I dont have to fire away-- I have learned that the silent treatment works MUCH better) lol
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was wondering how long it would take you to reply! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />
no fair using the silent treatment! i'm back to full health and ready to talk talk talk!!!
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| 04-22-2002 09:18 AM |
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whitevillepack
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I figured if hot oil was poured on my back I would scream instead of clenching my teeth.
I guess we all have our ways in dealing with pain...too bad for the guy that she clenches her teeth.
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| 04-22-2002 09:48 AM |
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Sarah
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guys-- we dont scream when we are in pain-- we REACT!!! lol (btw-- this is me giving DT the silent treatment
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| 04-22-2002 09:53 AM |
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Geez...
Two things you NEVER do naked:
1. Cook breakfast
2. Give your cat a bath
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