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admin · 04-11-2002 12:48 PM

i bent my wookie

Rt1Rebel · 04-11-2002 01:08 PM

My tongue is having a party...would you like to come?

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />

almost forgot the icon!

[ April 11, 2002, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: Rt1Rebel ]

Terpy · 04-11-2002 02:52 PM

Maybe my lack of good pick up lines is the reason for my lack of dates. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

nate jonesacc · 04-11-2002 03:13 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by BuddyLee:
The word of today is "legs"

Why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?<hr /></blockquote>Damn! I wanted to use that one!

Ask a girl, "Is your daddy a theif?" She says, "No", then you say, "Then how did he steal the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes?" (Be ready with a snappy answer in case she says "Yes") <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Tasha · 04-11-2002 03:18 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rt1Rebel:
How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?<hr /></blockquote>LMAO! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

Tasha

Sarah · 04-11-2002 03:28 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Terpy:
Maybe my lack of good pick up lines is the reason for my lack of dates. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>awwwww... Terpy, you don't need pick up lines! lol-- ESPECIALLY NOT the ones I have read in here today-- WOW!!!!! How many times have you all been slapped??? lol

SeminoleRob · 04-11-2002 03:32 PM

You can pick your own nationality

"Hey, do you have any Italian in you"

No

"Want some?"

nate jonesacc · 04-11-2002 03:32 PM

Speaking of slapping...

Guy: How about some pizza, then some sex?
girl: SLAP!
Guy: Ouch! What? You don't like pizza?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Sarah · 04-11-2002 03:34 PM

lol-- cute, Nate- I like that one!

BuddyLee · 04-11-2002 04:06 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Stacie:
WOW!!!!! How many times have you all been slapped??? lol<hr /></blockquote>You mean you didn't like the "seat taken" one?

<img border="0" alt="[angel]" title="" src="graemlins/angel.gif" />

pac10 · 04-11-2002 04:25 PM

best one I have seen executed-

can I use your ass as a hat.

whitevillepack · 04-11-2002 04:48 PM

-We can spoon now and fork later.

These next two might be a little bad..but are pretty funny:

-(Use index finger to call girl over) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

-If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

BLAKESGIRL · 04-11-2002 06:04 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Stacie:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Terpy:
Maybe my lack of good pick up lines is the reason for my lack of dates. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>awwwww... Terpy, you don't need pick up lines! lol-- ESPECIALLY NOT the ones I have read in here today-- WOW!!!!! How many times have you all been slapped??? lol<hr /></blockquote>My point above exactly, Thanks Stacie finally someone to set them straight. Don't worry Terpy, I'm in the same boat, except that I'd never use pick-up lines or go out w/someone who used them.

Sarah · 04-11-2002 06:19 PM

No problem Blakesgirl-- but it really is true for you too, right?? The biggest turn-on to me is when a guy DOESN'T use a pick up line... when he just lets me get to know him in time-- see his true colors (even if they are Maryland RED)!! lol
(:

Sarah · 04-11-2002 06:21 PM

OHHHHHHHHH-- you know what I really love-- what really is a turn on for me???? When a guy is noticeably nervous about approaching me-- I LOVE that!!! lol

BLAKESGIRL · 04-11-2002 06:24 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Stacie:
OHHHHHHHHH-- you know what I really love-- what really is a turn on for me???? When a guy is noticeably nervous about approaching me-- I LOVE that!!! lol<hr /></blockquote>Yea it is true, and I agree w/what you just said there too! Later.

Terpy · 04-11-2002 06:44 PM

Ok I just remembered a good one! You ladies will like this one! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />

Ok here we go. Guy wipes his face and the girl asks what are you doing? And the guy says just clearing a place for you to sit. <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />

Sarah · 04-11-2002 07:44 PM

TERPY!!!!!!! Here I was starting to think you were pretty cool!! I hope you have never tried that one! lol

BLAKESGIRL · 04-11-2002 08:17 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Terpy:
Ok I just remembered a good one! You ladies will like this one! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />

Ok here we go. Guy wipes his face and the girl asks what are you doing? And the guy says just clearing a place for you to sit. <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>GOD, Terpy you just had to stoop the level of the rest of these guys on here didn't you?

Tasha · 04-11-2002 08:17 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />-(Use index finger to call girl over) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

-If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? <hr /></blockquote>Hot damn. The first one is too good. Don't laugh, but I'm a squirrel. That's my college's mascot. Woo-hoo! By the way...that's a good one Terpy.

Tasha

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