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>>> > > GIRLS' ENGLISH
>>> > >
>>> > > "Yes" = No
>>> > >
>>> > > "No" = Yes
>>> > >
>>> > > "Maybe" = No
>>> > >
>>> > > "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious
>>> by now
>>> > >
>>> > > "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later
>>> > >
>>> > > "We need to talk" = You better listen to every word I say
>>> right now!
>>> > >
>>> > > "Sure...go ahead" = I don't want you to
>>> > >
>>> > > "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
>>> > >
>>> > > "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not
>>> gonna really
>>> > > like me for.
>>> > >
>>> > > "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
>>> > >
>>> > > "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.
>>> > >
>>> > > "Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > GUYS' ENGLISH
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
>>> > >
>>> > > "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
>>> > >
>>> > > "I'm tired" = I'm tired.
>>> > >
>>> > > "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have
>>> sex with you.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have
>>> sex with you.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex
>>> with you.
>>> > >
>>> > > "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex
>>> with you.
>>> > >
>>> > > "Nice dress!" = Nice! cleavage!
>>> > >
>>> > > "You look tense, let me give you a massage" = god hope ur ass
>>> hurts.
>>> > >
>>> > > "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted
>>> psychological trauma are
>>> > > you going through now?
>>> > >
>>> > > "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
>>> > >
>>> > > "I'm bored" = Do you want to make out?
>>> > >
>>> > > "I love you" = Let's have sex now.
>>> > >
>>> > > "I love you too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
>>> > >
>>> > > "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am
>>> a deep person and maybe then you'd like to make out with me.
>>> > >
>>> > > "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to
>>> have sex with other guys.
09-10-2002 08:21 PM
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"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
Finally, an answer. I got tired of my wife asking that question and I told her it was as wide as Conneticut. Ate crap for that one for a while. She does not ask any more though. She knew I was kidding, btw.
09-10-2002 08:37 PM
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If Rt1 told me that.. he wouldn't be vacationing anywhere near Connecticutt for awhile! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
09-10-2002 08:41 PM
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Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
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That's my favorite too LL. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by PoohTerp:
If Rt1 told me that.. he wouldn't be vacationing anywhere near Connecticutt for awhile! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">But you know she has not asked me that since!
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"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

AMEN!!!!
09-11-2002 03:17 PM
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