Some of them are prime candidates for the "What was I thinking?" Award....

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is
http://www.whorepresents.com.

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian power generation company - http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers at Speed Of Art, and their whacky website: http://www.speedofart.com

10. Want to go on holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at http://www.gotahoe.com

ALL these websites actually exist, selling something totally benign (and work-safe, in case you're wondering).

rickheel Wrote:4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com

I'll take "The Rapists" for 200, Trebec!

GrayBeard Wrote:

rickheel Wrote:4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com

I'll take "The Rapists" for 200, Trebec!

what did i say about ethnic slurs...

#1 is accurate no matter how you read it.

But, this is very funny.

Bwahahaha..... Paging Dr Freud!!!

rickheel Wrote:3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net

It actually has on it's page...

Quote:

lmfao lmfao lmfao

Becky was a beauty from south alabama
her daddy had a heart like a nine pound hammer
think he even did a little time in the slammer
what was i thinkin?
she snuck out one night met me by the front gate
her daddy came out wavin that 12 gage
tore out the drive and peppered my tail gate
what was i thinkin?
oh i knew there'd be hell to pay
but that crossed my mind a little to late

cause i was thinkin bout a little white tank top sittin right there in the middle by me,
i was thinkin bout a long kiss man just gotta get goin where the night might lead
i know what i was feelin
but what was i thinkin?
what was i thinkin'?

by the county line the cops are nippin on our heels
pulled of the road kicked it in 4 wheel
shut off the lights and tore through a corn field
what was i thinkin?
out the other side she was hollerin fast
took the dirt road had the radio blastin
hit hokney tonk for a little close dancin
what was i thinkin?
oh i knew there'd be hell to pay
but that crossed my mind a little too late

cause i was thinkin bout a little white tank top sittin right there in the middle by me,
i was thinkin bout a long kiss man just gotta get goin where the night might lead
i know what i was feelin but what was i thinkin?

when the mountain of a man with a born to kill tattoo
tried to cut in i knocked out his front tooth
we ran out side hood slidin like beau duke
what was i thinkin?
i finally got her home at a half past two
and here daddy in a lawn chair sittin on the driveway
put it in park as he started my way
what was i thinkin?
oh what was i thinkin?
oh what was i thinkin?
as you gave a come and get me grin
and like a bullet we were gone again

cause i was thinkin bout a little white tank top sittin right there in the middle by me,
i was thinkin bout a long kiss man just gotta get goin where the night might lead
i know what i was feelin yeah i know what i was feelin but what was i thinkin? what was i thinkin?

i know what i was feelin.
what was i thinkin
guess i was thinkin bout that tank top
and those cut offs