82 year old Joe Paterno signed a 3 year contract extension with Penn State. Just saw it on sports center.

I can't believe this surprises you.

Meh I guess not but he is going to be 85 (!!) by the end of it. Its just crazy if you think about it.

Ok, who is older....

Dirt, Bobby Bowden ,or Joe Paterno?

in this order...


Dirt, Joe pa (only trailing by 2 days, i mean he had to have something to walk on), Bowden (5 years behind, still trailing Joe Pa)

JoePa will probably die walking the sidelines @ Penn State, which is probably exactly how he'd like to go...

they need to hire a negro.

bitcruncher Wrote:JoePa will probably die walking the sidelines @ Penn State, which is probably exactly how he'd like to go...

JoePa is already dead. Most people just don't realize it because Penn St officials have done a brilliant job at performing the "Weekend at Bernies" gag with JoePa's corpse.

nachoman91 Wrote:

bitcruncher Wrote:JoePa will probably die walking the sidelines @ Penn State, which is probably exactly how he'd like to go...

JoePa is already dead. Most people just don't realize it because Penn St officials have done a brilliant job at performing the "Weekend at Bernies" gag with JoePa's corpse.

if i knew how i would do it, but someone PLEASE photoshop this...

BhamHoosier Wrote:

nachoman91 Wrote:

bitcruncher Wrote:JoePa will probably die walking the sidelines @ Penn State, which is probably exactly how he'd like to go...

JoePa is already dead. Most people just don't realize it because Penn St officials have done a brilliant job at performing the "Weekend at Bernies" gag with JoePa's corpse.

if i knew how i would do it, but someone PLEASE photoshop this...

I agree. I think it would be great!

use the pic where Bernie is sitting on the beach with his head cocked to one side...

Worst.photoshop.evah.

its so bad its good

ok so maybe i could have done that

Thank you! I love it and especially the 'Do fish get thirsty? Take the dumb test now' at the bottom :)