Are made aware of disturbing evolutions in their athletic department. With the arrival of Mike Stoops they've morphed from obnoxious, genetically challenged losers into something darker, something supernatural that is consuming their core and rotting them from the inside out.

The following link is to a dossier compiled by local officials and religious leaders to be sent to the Vatican imploring the Holy See to intervene in the name of all that is good and righteous.

I know there are skeptics when it comes to things like manifest spiritual depravity but please review the content.

Day 66 made a believer out of me but I'll stop here.

You be the judge.

http://thestoopscurse.com/wp-content/upl...nal12a.pdf

OMG, that's just too funny!

Hilarious stuff! Well, except for the injuries, players getting hurt isn't something anyone should laugh about.

I can't get passed the first page.