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Grit-eating inbred goobers now join the Slum Belt. Statesboro is the only known locale in the US to still have a viable population of leprosy. Nice folks, but "simple" is always an accurate label.

When he opened up the box for those new shoes they were like "I bring no honor to my family. I will never live up to my full potential. " /scene fades as the shoe stabs itself in the stomach.

Also, good luck in the slum belt!

Yawn... will you ever quit being a whiny, crybaby *****?

(BTW... Tribal, SF, and I all pissed on your tires. I think 1Peat tossed his cookies in your backseat too.)

(05-03-2013 08:26 AM)Pike51 Wrote:  Yawn... will you ever quit being a whiny, crybaby *****?

(BTW... Tribal, SF, and I all pissed on your tires. I think 1Peat tossed his cookies in your backseat too.)

No worries, as I strategically placed some pubes in each of your bowls of etouffee. You probably did not notice, though, as you were still flossing with those from SF's dog.

Good luck in the SunBelt!

(05-03-2013 07:12 AM)Cr8n Wrote:  When he opened up the box for those new shoes they were like "I bring no honor to my family. I will never live up to my full potential. " /scene fades as the shoe stabs itself in the stomach.

This coming from the guy who rode his skateboard to tailgate while wearing checker board slip on Van's?

Edit: I've managed to crack myself up looking at this picture. It is me on so many levels while reading this forum most days.

(05-02-2013 11:50 PM)ODUsmitty Wrote:  


Grit-eating inbred goobers now join the Slum Belt. Statesboro is the only known locale in the US to still have a viable population of leprosy. Nice folks, but "simple" is always an accurate label.

HOLLY COW! Is that Pike? He's even uglier than I imagined!!

(05-02-2013 11:50 PM)ODUsmitty Wrote:  


Grit-eating inbred goobers now join the Slum Belt. Statesboro is the only known locale in the US to still have a viable population of leprosy. Nice folks, but "simple" is always an accurate label.

As was pointed out in a different thread, what's with the Pink ladies drink in hand, along with the dasani water? Needed a chaser for that "hard stuff"?

(05-02-2013 11:50 PM)ODUsmitty Wrote:  

Who let this out of the zoo?? And gave it a feminine drink?? For shame!!!

Stay classy Smitty. Seriously, you're still complaining about a group of GSU fans who invited you to come tailgate with them at the playoff game 2 years ago (who won BTW?) and provided you free food and beverages? You really are an ungrateful piece of trash. Quite frankly, you can go play with your liberal friends and circle bang yourselves silly. You've had the same exact stick since we beat you the first time and it hasn't changed. Nothing original, nothing new, nothing clever... NOTHING. Why? Because you are a one trick pony! Too bad that one trick is trying to figure out why your kid looks nothing like you and who was mommy messing around with behind your back 9 years ago?!?

Better.........

To our East Carolina fan on the other thread. Take notes. Pike is much better at this than you. Apparently the smack is much better at the FCS level.....

(05-06-2013 08:50 AM)Cr8n Wrote:  

Edit: I've managed to crack myself up looking at this picture. It is me on so many levels while reading this forum most days.

Sure, Cr8n's face when Ol. Smutty said he'd flip him over and do him dry.

You yourself said that was the only thing that could get you off anymore. I don't judge though... it's just the way things are down there. Different strokes for different strange, inbred, toothless folks.

Funny thing about the title of this thread... if Georgia Southern sucks and we are 2-0 against mighty ODU with back to back wins, that must mean ODU swallows.

Carry on.

Spitter's are quitters.

(05-18-2013 02:19 PM)Cr8n Wrote:  Spitter's are quitters.

So you say. you deep throat ODU b@st#rd. After watching the last GSU/ODU game your coach couldn't help but choke & swallow! [/u]

(05-06-2013 08:50 AM)Cr8n Wrote:  

Whaaaat Smitty, I have to choke on it and swallow like coach did?

(05-19-2013 07:53 PM)GSUsTALON Wrote:  

(05-06-2013 08:50 AM)Cr8n Wrote:  

Whaaaat Smitty, I have to choke on it and swallow like coach did?

Hey Smutty and Cr8n: Don't you have to heard those slimmy little snails, back into your cave. Funny how those mollusks dont have backbones like your coach. Do all ODU alums lack a backbone? (RHETORICAL)

I personally cannot wait to have another shot at that f,n TO and to pound the ABC backs into the good foreman field turf. Until then, GSU fans have right to crow.........we had them in a playoff game and gave it away in Q4. Devastating!