Those are not values they are rules. Don't they know the difference. As someone said a value is something like integrity, service, etc. rules are like "don't bring guns".

Second don't the believe in the second amendment. Apparently not.

26. Smile pretty for the First 48

So this actually is a real sign and not a joke?

27. Do not partake in felching.

(06-19-2013 10:38 PM)BullsFanInTX Wrote:  Second don't they believe in the second amendment. Apparently not.

#1. Under Kentucky law, universities have a right to control the possession of deadly weapons on property under their control. They can't stop a student from owning a gun or keeping it in their car/home, but they can prevent individuals from bringing firearms onto campus property.

#2. Being a member of the team is a privilege not a right. No one is stopping anyone from going out and buying all the guns they want. The coaches are simply saying that if you decide to express that right, you will not be a part of the team.

28. Stay away from Italian restaurants

29. Erector set stadiums are cheap. Assembly required. Batteries not included.

30. We don't take one and dones

31. If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

(06-19-2013 11:46 PM)GeminiShamrock Wrote:  31. If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

32. Drink Brawndo. It's got electrolytes.

(06-19-2013 06:12 PM)TRest3 Wrote:  Who reads it to the players?

O.K. that's funny right there.

33. Don't eat paste.

This has potential to be the "100 Rules of Louisville"

34. Make two bunny ears. The bunny runs around the tree. The bunny jumps in a hole. Close it up tight!

(06-20-2013 12:11 AM)Geotag Wrote:  This has potential to be the "100 Rules of Louisville"

In your sig, is Pastner actually that happy about beating Southern Miss? Difference right there between a program like Louisville and Memphis.

lmao, great comedic material in this thread

35. Don't download illegal torrents.

I'm surprised the sign is not in pictures for the guys that don't read so well. Everyone has seen the gun with a line through it on store fronts for no guns, or maybe they could have a couple doing it doggy style with a line through for no sex etc. Or maybe a dude smoking one with a line through it or maybe a dude stealing an I-pad with a line through it. What do guys think?

36. No shanks in the shower

37. Love one another 15 seconds at a time