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What do you call a Cow with no legs?

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09-14-2017 08:42 AM
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

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Eww that's gross.
09-15-2017 09:15 PM
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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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09-22-2017 07:46 AM
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You know what they say about men with big hands and big feet?

The wear big gloves and big shoes.
09-23-2017 09:55 PM
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.
09-23-2017 09:55 PM
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(09-23-2017 09:55 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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09-25-2017 12:08 PM
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What's black & white and red all over? A Zebra in a blender.

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.

What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish.

Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store.
09-26-2017 08:09 PM
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Why don't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?
















Because they're really good at it!
09-27-2017 01:00 AM
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What do you call a fake noodle?





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09-27-2017 07:42 AM
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There was the guy who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!
09-27-2017 11:11 PM
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