RE: TCU and Baylor to the ACC
Very little is new, but lots of things have new names.
The social/cultural things you find deep in the origins of something have a tendency to carry forward. This is why old Methodist U's, Baptist U's, Catholic U's, Civic U's, Land Grant U's, Colonial U's, and State U's end up looking so similar decades and centuries later.
Methodists - Auburn/Syracuse/Emory/Duke/SMU/Vandy/NW - now Auburn went broke, then was broken by the Civil War, then had Bama on it's ass for a century - hence one of the reasons Auburn is a little different from it's Methodist kith and kin.
Catholics - Do I really know the difference between a Jesuit, a Priest, a Pope, and a Nun, - does it matter? I do know that ND, BC, Georgetown, St. Johns, and Villanova are Catholic. They seem to keep Universities smaller and more structured than your Animal House analogues.
Baptists - WF and Furman dropped the Southern Baptist Convention. Argument and controversy follow the Baptist Church because their governing structure is non-hierarchical encouraging splitting off. Baylor has been a poster child for controversy this last decade or so.
The Colonial Snobs took their ball and went home.
The Cow Colleges cluster next to each other like so many of the football fields look out over an old or a continuing cow pasture - Penn State, VT, NC State - others step forward and accept your cow bell.
The Civic crowd are your city colleges - Pitt, Miami, Cincy, etc., etc. Egalitarian, less snobish.
Then you have State U's whose feces never stink like UNC, Michigan, Cal, etc., etc - all so assured they are better than everyone else because they were born on 3rd base and thought they hit a triple.
If you have been offended you are probably a poor reader as this is meant to be funny but also satirical. It's very difficult to change who and what you are. Your past shapes you. The past shapes the individual P-5's. If the P-5 you pull for has not won a national title in the last 40 years - you aint winnin' one in your lifetime.
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