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- Lucy - 03-14-2003 11:02 AM
Played to the tune of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia":
Jim Harrick went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind cause the Dogs were behind
the Wildcats and the Tarheels (I think the latter team was included for the sake of the rhyme scheme...)
One day he came across a young man
Shooting hoops and shootin it hot
And Harrick jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "Boy let me tell you what
"I guess you didn't know it
But I was a basketball player too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll give some money to you"
"Now you play pretty good hoops my son
But give Jim Harrick his due
If you come play for UGA there's cash
waitin' for you"
The boy said "My name's Tony
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your money and you're gonna be sorry
'Cause someday I'll turn you in"
Tony Cole, lace up your shoes
And play your b-ball hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia
And Jim Harrick deals the cards
And if you win You get this money Mr. Tony Cole
But if you lose Jim Harrick gets your soul
(insane fiddling)
Jim Harrick opened up his case
And he said "I'll start this show"
And coins flew from his fingertips
As he handed out the dough
He pulled out a falsified grade report
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of Bulldogs joined in
And it sounded something like this
(Woof, woof, woof...)
Tony Cole looked around himself and said "You're
pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how its done"
{Refrain}
Probation in Athens, run boys run
Jim Harrick's in the house and he's lying to your son!
Don't worry about class, boy, you don't have to go!
Do you have to work for grades? No child no!
Jim Harrick bowed his head
because he knew that he'd been beat
And he left all that damned money
On the ground at Tony's feet
Tony said "Harrick, you should have let me
back when I tried to get back in,
Cause I done told you once, you son of a *****
I'm gonna spill it all to ESPN"
He played...
Probation in Athens, run boys run
Harrick's in the house and he's lying to your son!
Don't worry about class, boy, you don't have to go!
Do you have to work for grades? No child no....
(fiddle ending)
--Author Unknown
<!--EDIT|Lucy|Mar 14 2003, 11:09 AM-->
- techfan4 - 03-14-2003 11:08 AM
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- Rebel_Rx - 03-14-2003 05:00 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: