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- Tasha - 09-10-2002 08:21 PM >>> > > GIRLS' ENGLISH >>> > > >>> > > "Yes" = No >>> > > >>> > > "No" = Yes >>> > > >>> > > "Maybe" = No >>> > > >>> > > "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious >>> by now >>> > > >>> > > "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later >>> > > >>> > > "We need to talk" = You better listen to every word I say >>> right now! >>> > > >>> > > "Sure...go ahead" = I don't want you to >>> > > >>> > > "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! >>> > > >>> > > "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not >>> gonna really >>> > > like me for. >>> > > >>> > > "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. >>> > > >>> > > "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. >>> > > >>> > > "Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead. >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > GUYS' ENGLISH >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. >>> > > >>> > > "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy. >>> > > >>> > > "I'm tired" = I'm tired. >>> > > >>> > > "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have >>> sex with you. >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have >>> sex with you. >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex >>> with you. >>> > > >>> > > "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex >>> with you. >>> > > >>> > > "Nice dress!" = Nice! cleavage! >>> > > >>> > > "You look tense, let me give you a massage" = god hope ur ass >>> hurts. >>> > > >>> > > "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted >>> psychological trauma are >>> > > you going through now? >>> > > >>> > > "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. >>> > > >>> > > "I'm bored" = Do you want to make out? >>> > > >>> > > "I love you" = Let's have sex now. >>> > > >>> > > "I love you too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! >>> > > >>> > > "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am >>> a deep person and maybe then you'd like to make out with me. >>> > > >>> > > "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to >>> have sex with other guys. - rickheel - 09-10-2002 08:37 PM "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. Finally, an answer. I got tired of my wife asking that question and I told her it was as wide as Conneticut. Ate crap for that one for a while. She does not ask any more though. She knew I was kidding, btw. - PoohTerp - 09-10-2002 08:41 PM If Rt1 told me that.. he wouldn't be vacationing anywhere near Connecticutt for awhile! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> - Guest - 09-11-2002 08:22 AM Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. - Tasha - 09-11-2002 01:49 PM That's my favorite too LL. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> Tasha - rickheel - 09-11-2002 03:01 PM </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by PoohTerp: If Rt1 told me that.. he wouldn't be vacationing anywhere near Connecticutt for awhile! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">But you know she has not asked me that since! - georgia_tech_swagger - 09-11-2002 03:17 PM "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? AMEN!!!! |