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RE: Bad Jokes Thread - UCGrad1992 - 09-08-2017 08:20 PM
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me...
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - UCGrad1992 - 09-08-2017 08:21 PM
So, I used to be addicted to soap...
...but I'm clean now.
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - UCGrad1992 - 09-08-2017 08:28 PM
What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - snowtiger - 09-09-2017 12:10 PM
lol
The Jerk Store called and said they are all out of you.
http://csnbbs.com/thread-825135-post-14565683.html#pid14565683
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - UCGrad1992 - 09-09-2017 08:45 PM
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - Huskypride - 09-09-2017 08:48 PM
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - UCGrad1992 - 09-09-2017 08:48 PM
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - HoustonCougarNation - 09-13-2017 12:36 PM
Whats black and white and read all over?
A NEWSPAPER
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - Huskypride - 09-13-2017 01:56 PM
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - UCGrad1992 - 09-13-2017 09:01 PM
Have a nice trip?
See you next fall.
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - Huskypride - 09-14-2017 08:42 AM
What do you call a Cow with no legs?
Ground beef
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - BEARCATDALE - 09-15-2017 09:15 PM
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
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.
.
Eww that's gross.
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - Huskypride - 09-22-2017 07:46 AM
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - UCGrad1992 - 09-23-2017 09:55 PM
You know what they say about men with big hands and big feet?
The wear big gloves and big shoes.
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - UCGrad1992 - 09-23-2017 09:55 PM
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - WesternSkillet - 09-25-2017 12:08 PM
(09-23-2017 09:55 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - toddjnsn - 09-26-2017 08:09 PM
What's black & white and red all over? A Zebra in a blender.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish.
Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store.
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - snowtiger - 09-27-2017 01:00 AM
Why don't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?
Because they're really good at it!
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - Huskypride - 09-27-2017 07:42 AM
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
RE: Bad Jokes Thread - snowtiger - 09-27-2017 11:11 PM
There was the guy who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!