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I had the strangest dream... - C0|db|00ded - 03-20-2018 04:09 PM
So last Saturday I'm busying helping the American BBS community heal after the disastrous NCAA tournament showing. I was doing some real work when all of a sudden the lights went out. At first I couldn't tell if I had lost consciousness or had been teleported to another location. I immediately reached for my buttocks to check for trauma. Having read stories about good folks getting ethered and violated was my first real concern. Everything seemed normal down there. My next thought was food poisoning. BC1 had given me a 1/2 price offer on a hamburger/milkshake combo at the local Dairy Whip. Other than a chalky residue still lingering in my mouth due to the Whip's notorious reputation for using cheap dairy substitutes, I felt fine.
I stretched my arms out in the near darkness and walked until I could feel something... anything. My hands discovered a smooth and cold wall. I followed the wall for a while noting the edges and corners as I passed over each one. I think I counted 10, but it was difficult to know where the walls began and where they ended. Just then I heard some voices above me; I could have swore there was chuckling. I stood perfectly still and strained to make out the words... Iowa... Shucker... LoLomax... "WTF?" I thought to myself. Then it started to sprinkle but this was no spring shower. It was warm and acidic to the taste. Then I heard more chuckling.
The "rain" eventually stopped and now there was a tiny light shining down from where I had heard the voices. I could make out faint etch marks on the walls. I quickly went over to a wall hoping to find anything that could tell me where I was.
P...A...Y...D...A...Y...W...A...S...H...E...R...E...W...S...U...S...U...C...K...S
WTF??? Now I'm getting worried. This can't be a nightmare, this has got to be something far worse... I found many more names and messages on the walls: "Obsession noted! signed, ShockerFever", "I will not be broken by tyrants -BC1". BC1 actually wrote the most messages on the walls - some were in Latin and Chinese and very ancient. The more I looked, the more messages I found. There must have been thousands. Many had very poor grammar along with images drawn of a small red bird next to a man with an evil face in a fine Italian suit. "Was this Satan?" I thought to myself, "Am I in hell???" Where did everybody go?
Just then I started rising towards the little light above me. As I rose the light grew bigger. I could make out colors now... blues and reds. I looked back down to the ground at the room I had been trapped in. It did in fact have 10 corners. It was star shaped! Outside the room there was a retaining wall encircling everything. "FFS!" I muttered, "I was standing in a pentagram!" "I WAS in hell!" I looked back up and the light was shining brightly now. I could see the American BBS logo in all it's brilliance. I felt the warmth of P6 POW6R that had been so notably absent from me. "I'm back!" I said to myself...
To Not Be Continued...
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RE: I had the strangest dream... - mikeinoki - 03-20-2018 04:35 PM
C0|db|00ded, please stick with the mushrooms from the grocery store.
RE: I had the strangest dream... - 8BitPirate - 03-20-2018 04:38 PM
I had a dream where I was rolling this giant doughnut down a hill covered with Twizzler wraps, I was wearing a diaper, surrounded by the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders who were singing Happy Birthday while throwing tiny sweet pickles at me.
Not sure how this relates to the AAC...
RE: I had the strangest dream... - GrayBeard - 03-20-2018 04:42 PM
So you had a dream that you got pissed on, and tasted it?
RE: I had the strangest dream... - aTxTIGER - 03-20-2018 04:44 PM
(03-20-2018 04:42 PM)GrayBeard Wrote: So you had a dream that you got pissed on, and tasted it?
Reminds me of when that Marshall poster on the CUSA board got robbed by the swimmer but not before she stuck a carrot in his butt and pissed all over his bed.
http://csnbbs.com/thread-567399.html
RE: I had the strangest dream... - billybobby777 - 03-20-2018 06:06 PM
I had a dream about my ex wife last night. So weird and vivid and yes, very dirty. We were 22 and not married yet and it was the happiest we ever were together. Yes, much lust involved but when I woke up I begged God to let me go back to that time. Also, CUSA 1.0 was kicking ass and ECU was in that league. I wish I could go back to those days as well....
RE: I had the strangest dream... - PirateTreasureNC - 03-20-2018 06:26 PM
Unplug from The Matrix....
RE: I had the strangest dream... - sierrajip - 03-20-2018 10:12 PM
(03-20-2018 04:35 PM)mikeinoki Wrote: C0|db|00ded, please stick with the mushrooms from the grocery store.
Do they have a lot of cow-patties in Kansas? I will have to ask my brother.
RE: I had the strangest dream... - Wheatshock - 03-20-2018 10:12 PM
(03-20-2018 10:12 PM)sierrajip Wrote:(03-20-2018 04:35 PM)mikeinoki Wrote: C0|db|00ded, please stick with the mushrooms from the grocery store.
Do they have a lot of cow-patties in Kansas? I will have to ask my brother.
Texas
RE: I had the strangest dream... - sierrajip - 03-20-2018 11:31 PM
I came from both Texas and Florida. Both are in supply.