Tasha
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Q: How many Duke students does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change the bulb, and two
to crack under the pressure.
Q: How many UNC-Wilmington students does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Four - two to change the bulb, and two
to figure out how to get high off the old one.
Q: How many Queens students does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to change the bulb, and one to
throw the old bulb at UNC-Charlotte students.
Q: How many UNC-Chapel Hill students does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.
I am still laughing at that one. <img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" />
Q: How many NC State students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change the bulb, and two
to discuss how they did it as well as anyone in Chapel Hill. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
Q: How many Western Carolina University
students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - Cullowhee doesn't have electricity.
Q: How many Appalachian students does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole student body, there's nothing
better to do on weekends.
Q: How many Methodist students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: None - downtown Fayetteville looks better in the dark.
Q: How many Gardner-Webb University
students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to throw the old one in the
cow pasture and the other drive to Shelby to get a new bulb.
Q: How many Belmont Abbey students does it
> take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to hold the candle, one to
light the flint, and the other to pray that it works.
Q: How many Chowan students does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Three - if they get lucky and one of them has taken the course at Elizabeth City State.
Q: How many Davidson students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Four - one to change a bulb, and three
to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to an Ivy League if they had wanted to.
That is so true.
Q: How many Meredith students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Five - two to write a song, two to make a t-shirt, and one to change it.
Q: How many Wake Forest students does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to mix the martinis and one to
call the electrician.
Q: How many Elon College students does it
A: None - that's what maids are for.
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The UNC one is the best and not just because I'm a Duke fan. The Davidson one is good too. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
Tasha
<small>[ September 06, 2002, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: Tasha ]</small>
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Here's the funniest I have seen so far:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">How many UNC students does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy-six -- One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light
bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" />
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Big Pimpin Deac
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You're forgetting the five it takes to hang the banner in the Dean Dome.
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Funny stuff! But... *ahem*
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Tasha:
Q: How many Appalachian students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole student body, there's nothing
better to do on weekends.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If I went to App State I never would have graduated due to spending all my time skiing <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
<small>[ September 06, 2002, 04:40 PM: Message edited by: Upper Deck Chevy ]</small>
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Big Pimpin Deac
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Tasha,
You are 100% dead on about Davidson students. I never knew it until I was down there for a basketball game a few years ago and sat in front of the student section. They didn't even make taunting remarks about the game that was going on. The only things those pr*cks knew how to say were:
"Our SAT scores are higher than yours!"
"Wake Forest was my safety school!"
"Y'all might win the game, but we go to the better school!"
Talk about a f*cking obsession.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Tasha:
Q: How many Methodist students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - downtown Fayetteville looks better in the dark.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
That is SO damn true! <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
Ahhh...gotta love Fayettenam! <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
*Still giggling while I think about sending this to all my buddies in NC* <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
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nate jonesacc
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How many testosterone filled men does it take to change a lightbulb?
4, one to actually change it, the other 3 to brag about the "screwing" part.
How many UVA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
5, one to actually change it, and the other 4 to reminisce about how great the old one was.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by nate jonesacc:
How many UVA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
5, one to actually change it, and the other 4 to reminisce about how great the old one was.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LMAO! <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" /> From what I've read...BooVA sounds a lot like Davidson! <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
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09-06-2002 07:04 PM |
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Tasha
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From someone who travels to UVA a lot, there are a lot of snobs and know-it-alls that go there.
Tasha
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