Speeding Tickets

GOOD:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar machine. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BETTER:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 10 year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign that read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice further down the road with a sign reading "TIPS", and a bucket full of change.

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet
you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.