Q: How many
Duke students does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change the bulb, and two
to crack under the pressure.
Q: How many
UNC-Wilmington students does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Four - two to change the bulb, and two
to figure out how to get high off the old one.
Q: How many
Queens students does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to change the bulb, and one to
throw the old bulb at UNC-Charlotte students.
Q: How many
UNC-Chapel Hill students does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.
I am still laughing at that one. <img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" />
Q: How many
NC State students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change the bulb, and two
to discuss how they did it as well as anyone in Chapel Hill. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
Q: How many
Western Carolina University
students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - Cullowhee doesn't have electricity.
Q: How many
Appalachian students does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole student body, there's nothing
better to do on weekends.
Q: How many
Methodist students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: None - downtown Fayetteville looks better in the dark.
Q: How many
Gardner-Webb University
students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to throw the old one in the
cow pasture and the other drive to Shelby to get a new bulb.
Q: How many
Belmont Abbey students does it
> take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to hold the candle, one to
light the flint, and the other to pray that it works.
Q: How many
Chowan students does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Three - if they get lucky and one of them has taken the course at Elizabeth City State.
Q: How many
Davidson students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Four - one to change a bulb, and three
to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to an Ivy League if they had wanted to.
That is so true.
Q: How many
Meredith students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Five - two to write a song, two to make a t-shirt, and one to change it.
Q: How many
Wake Forest students does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to mix the martinis and one to
call the electrician.
Q: How many
Elon College students does it
A: None - that's what maids are for.
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The UNC one is the best and not just because I'm a Duke fan. The Davidson one is good too. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
Tasha
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