Oh, impressions! Great, I love these.
Deep Blue:
Clemson, NC State, and Weak Forest have the worst academics in the entire country. There is not one school that has ever been as bad as these three. No diversity either. Every student that has ever gone to these three schools is white, conservative, and southern. That adds up to 300%. None has ever had a black student. Never. And you know why? Because they are all a bunch of southern racists. They belong to the Klan. Their campuses are horrible, too. They have all these crosses burning and such. And they have the worst sports in the history of college athletics. Those three have never won a game in any sport. Never. Ever. Period. But, I do like the Athletic Director at Weak Forest because he is the only one there that isn't a racist. He needs to come to Duke. He is the only person at Weak Forest I like. But, I do like Maya Angelou, too. She is a hard working professor. She is the only person at Weak Forest I like. We need her at Duke, too. I am a Duke alum. But, don't forget I hate the south. I like Weak's field hockey and baseball coach. They might be racist, but I can't prove it. We need them to come to Duke. Big Pimpin Deac is a racist. He doesn't like Maya Angelou. He's just like Carroll O'Connor, Jesse Helms, Jesse Helms's grandson, Trent Lott, Strom Thurmond, and the governor on "Blazing Saddles". I am not racist. I just think black people should all think and act a certain way. But, Big Pimpin Deac is racist. He went to Weak Forest, so he has to be. I also hate all southerners because they're racist. Billy Packer called Allen Iverson a monkey. He is a racist. It's time for Boston College, Penn State, Syracuse, and Miami to join GT, UNC, Duke, FSU, UVa, and UMD in the Atlantic League. We would increase revenue, dominate sports, academics, prestige, fun, etc. And, there would be no racism in The Atlantic League. Weak Forest, Clemson, and NC State could form The Bigot League and we would beat them in everything and have better revenue, too. We would also have unbiased officiating from non-racist officials. And, our tournament would be in a different city every year. The ACC Tournament isn't fair. It's set up for North Carolina schools to win. The Bigot League could hold their tournament in the Charlotte Coliseum because everyone in Charlotte is racist. Big Pimpin Deac is probably from there.
http://www.theatlanticleague.com
But, I still don't understand why K recruits the players he does. He must be a racist. No wait, he's at Duke. He is not racist. He just recruits rapists, car thieves, and guys who couldn't pass their SAT. SheWill is an example of all three. K never should have recruited him. The coach at Stanford is a far superior coach. Carlos Boozer had a $60,000 stereo in his Lincoln Navigator. But, it got stolen by Chris Washburn. That is another reason Duke needs to join the Atlantic League to get away from NC State. But, Big Pimpin Deac is a racist.
http://www.K's_unethical_recruiting_practices.com
Carl Franks is the worst football coach in the history of college football. His teams have lost 258 ACC games in a row. The only worse coaches are at Weak Forest and that's because their coaches refuse to recruit black players because they are racist. But, I do like Jim Grobe. I think he needs to come be the coach at Duke. He would be forced to change his racist beliefs at Duke. Even the Duke student newspaper thinks Franks should be fired. And, Big Pimpin Deac is a racist. His e-mail address is bigpimpindeac@kkk.com.
http://www.fire_carl_franks_and_hire_jim_grobe.com
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