blah Wrote:Lethemeul Wrote:blah Wrote:Lethemeul Wrote:Passed out, butt-nekkid, very unattractive hookers.
Is that part of the benefits program?
You missed a word, apparently:
unattractive
No, I saw it. I figured that was the best they could afford to get at Super 8.
Guests, yes. Not the staff. All my money was reserved for beer to drink away the pain of working there.
Quote:Bourgeois_Rage Posted on Jun 7 2005, 07:35 PM
Can you explain the satan incarnate thing?
Long story long:
A young lady, who was a victim of the flooding, had taken up residence at the motel with her boyfriend/pimp (learned that second part later) and baby. For the first few weeks she was the perfect customer. After a while, she quit paying first thing in the morning and started paying in the afternoon. Afternoon turned to the next morning. The next morning turned to not at all.
So as not to be exceedingly harsh in a period of turmoil, I gave her a chance. For about a week, she stayed two days behind. One day she failed to pay and I told her that she had to get caught up or she was going to have to leave. Weep, weep, cry, cry, but I stuck to my guns.
She decided to call one of the local television stations. They showed her with a room full of baby food, tears streaming down her face and a look of despair wondering where she would go if the Super 8 put her on the streets. They managed to cut my interview to a clip saying "...we've tried to be as humanitarian as possible, but we're trying to run a business here."
The news story ended with a small speech on human kindness and the reporter wondering aloud, "What will become of Ms. X and her child?"
Lot of fun phone calls to the Super 8 that night.
To finish the story, a local church picked up her tab for about 2 weeks during which time she was arrested for prostitution and her boyfriend for possession.
Good times.