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11-17-2002 12:35 AM
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To Hell with Georgia
(to the tune of Glory, Glory Hallelujah)

Don't send my boy to MIT
The dying mother said,
Don't send my boy to Emory
I'd rather see him dead,
But send my boy to Georgia Tech
'Tis better than Cornell.
And as for the University of Georgia
I'd rather see him in hell!

To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
The cesspool of the South!

Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the stomping of the Dogs
We will teach the poor dumb farmboys
They should stick to sloppin' hogs
When the Jackets are triumphant
There will be a mighty cheer
We'll do the same next year!

To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
The cesspool of the South!

On the Field between the hedges
There arose a mighty stench,
In the Dogs' machine the engineers
Had thrown a monkey wrench.
When the Jackets are triumphant
We will raise a mighty yell,
Them Dogs can GO TO HELL!!

To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
The cesspool of the South!

Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the N.C. Double-A
They're investigating GA players
To see how much they're paid
After counting all the cars
And the loans Alumni made,
They out pay the NBA.

To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
To Hell, to Hell, to Hell with Georgia,
The cesspool of the South!
11-17-2002 12:36 AM
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The University of Georgia home page 03-wink : <a href='http://gtf.org/uga/' target='_blank'>http://gtf.org/uga/</a>


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11-17-2002 12:38 AM
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Q: What do you call a UGA graduate in a suit?
A: The defendant

Q: How many UGA frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in and two to make t-shirts about it.

Q: What is the difference between pigs and the UGA cheerleaders?
A: The pigs look better in skirts.
A: The pigs smell better.
A: Nothing, the football players have screwed them both.
A: The pigs haven't failed a course yet.

Q: What is the difference between a cow and a UGA cheerleader?
A: There is no difference. They both chew, they both are shaped the same, but perhaps the cow will be more successful in life.

Q: What does a Tech student and a UGA student have in common?
A: They BOTH got accepted UGA.
11-17-2002 12:39 AM
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U[sic]GA Football Player's Fate
It was the end of the semester. Jeff was the star player on the U[sic]GA football team. He was failing every class he was taking. In order for him to play on the team in the fall, he had to pass only one of his classes. Well, the closest he was to passing was his poultry science class, with a 45. The coach talked to his prof and the prof decided to give Jeff a special final because athletes deserve special "priveledges"(sic).

The final would be as follows: Jeff would sit in a chair in the middle of the football field. The student body would gather to cheer him on. He would be asked one simple math question, and if he answered it correctly, he would get a D in his poultry science class. But, if he answered incorrectly, he would be dropped from the team. *gasp*

Jeff was extremely nervous about the final. He sat in the middle of the field and listened to the announcer on the loudspeaker.

"Welcome, fellow dawgs, to Jeff's final. All of y'all can cheer him on now," the booming voice declared. At that moment, all the smelly pigs, oops I mean the U[sic]GA cheerleaders, and all the criminals, oops I mean the student body, stood up and cheered for Jeff.

The question was read over the loudspeaker. There was a hush over the crowd.

"Jeff," the announcer said, "for your spot on the football team- What is two plus two?"

Jeff hit his forehead in disbelief. His first grade teacher told him that was the classic math question on finals at U[sic]GA, but he didn't believe her at the time. He thought long and hard.

Still unsure of his answer, Jeff answered the question. "Um... four?" Jeff said softly.

The crowd started throwing beer bottles and flasks onto the field in anger.

The crowd shouted, "Aw come on!! Give him another chance!!"
11-17-2002 12:41 AM
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UGA Fan

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a UGA Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are UGA Fans too. No one really knew what a UGA Fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Chelsea who has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a UGA fan." Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

"Why, I'm a proud Yellow Jacket," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Chelsea why she is a rebel.

"Well, my Mom and Dad are Yellow Jackets, so I'm a Yellow Jacket too."

The teacher is now angry.

"That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.

"Then," says Chelsea, "I'd be a UGA Fan"
11-17-2002 12:42 AM
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11-17-2002 12:47 AM
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11-17-2002 12:48 AM
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11-17-2002 12:49 AM
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Anyone want to critique my new sig?

04-bow 04-cheers 03-razz :laugh: :saber:
11-17-2002 12:58 AM
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What do the flags say on the Wreck?

- "TO HELL WITH GEORGIA!"
- "GIVE 'EM HELL TECH!"
11-17-2002 12:59 AM
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georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:[Image: BHBgtClm99entry.jpg]

What do the flags say on the Wreck?

- "TO HELL WITH GEORGIA!"
- "GIVE 'EM HELL TECH!"
Looks like the flags say.....2002 Continental Tire Bowl Runner Up.

04-bow 04-cheers 03-razz :D
11-17-2002 01:03 AM
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Even flagboy would have to bow at the style your players have:

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11-17-2002 01:07 AM
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Flagboy is such a Tech staple. I hope he will be making an appearance in Athens this year.
11-17-2002 01:09 AM
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<span style='font-family:Arial'><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>The pressure is now off, and we have our first off week after 10 straight games. We are going to beat Georgia Tech like a rented mule.

Georgia - 41
Ga Tech - 14</span></span>
11-17-2002 01:12 AM
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We have an off week as well scumbag. Don't think the Florida tape wasn't watched either, or a score of other games for that matter, as Georgia is the luckiest team w/ 1 loss or less in the nation. Even the luck of the Irish hasn't been as bad as that rabbits foot in the UGA lockerroom. Too bad the luck is a/b to run out.
11-17-2002 01:17 AM
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Top Five AJC Headlines the day after the rivalry:

5) Richt's Ability To Read Game Clock Still Needs Work

4) Butterfingers

3) Tech Catches Georgia Sleeping On A Slump Week

2) Richt Two-QB System Costs Dawgs Win Again

1) It Was(not) A Fumble! (Sub-headline: Officials Cost UGA Game)
11-17-2002 01:20 AM
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MUNSON-ISMS

"Tech is just marching this thing down the field like we were Wake Forest or Maryland or somebody."

"In overtime we couldn't score." (Ya think?!)

".. and the officials really scammed us."

"Tech's offense at this moment is brilliant to watch. They lead 7-0 and they are within seconds or inches or whatever of getting another one."

"Little 8 yard strike, and Tech is acting like they might score 150."

"They are just absolutely disecting our defense."

"Luke Manget will come in to try the extra point. It's already 13-0... we cannot stop them. Godsey is too good."

"... hands to the tailback and broke two tackles and he drivessssss to the 25... Joe Burns is knocking red shirts upside down, Wansley and Burnett had to catch him... "

"They are really making this look easy."

"Look at where they are now... they're on the 24... it's gonna be worse than 17 in the minute unless something happens."

"They're breaking tackles now because they're too strong and too big for us.. at least that's what it looks like."

"They lead 14-0 and it looks so EASY."

"They are eating our lunch. They are just manhandling us."
11-17-2002 01:26 AM
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11-17-2002 01:27 AM
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<span style='font-family:Arial'><span style='font-size:28pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Uga's Daddy</span></span></span>

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11-17-2002 01:30 AM
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