1) "Best of Jimmy Fallon" on SNL??? Damn this show is hurtin' for material if they have scraped together enough of this tool's crappy sketches for a whole hour...
2) AOHell and their stupid commercials....Hell, I am 30 and my mother is just barely computer literate and she knows that AOHell sucks and it is an overpriced, bloated, system-hogging piece of crap software....I know that there can't be THAT many subscribers left....
3) You start to realize that the state you live in might have an alcohol problem when you have a Liquor World, Liquor Barn, and Liquor Mart all within walking distance of your residence :drink:
4) You also realize that you have an Awful-Waffle House also within walking distance...that goes hand in hand with #3....
5) Your Attention Deficit Disorder is kickin' in and you can't believe you spent this long typing out all of this crap....
6) Time for another Tom Colllin's....and YEP! I got the Gin from Liquor Barn!!!!! Kick @$$!!!!!

Hey man, Jimmy Fallon kicks ***. :laugh: