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Is it true every Con has the IQ of a cool autumn day. . .in Quebec?

Seriously, ain't none of y'all can argue your way out of a wet paper bag. What gives? None of you mother humpers could afford collge? Didn't the GI bill work for you?

Okay, I got a joke for you:

Gore calls up Bush and says, "Hey, let's settle this Australian Style."

Bush asks, "How's that?"

Gore says, "First you stand there, and I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can." Then it's your turn. Whoever quits first is the loser.

Bush says, "OK, stands there," and is completely knocked over by Gore.

After 10 minutes, Bush stands up, and groans, "Alright, my turn."

Gore then replies, "It's all right, you can be president."

You gotta admit. That shiite was FUNNY! :roflol:

Not as funny as y'all, but amusing nevertheless. 03-nutkick
12-22-2003 03:25 AM
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This is better spoken, but hey...

GWB and Gore are at a presidential dinner together... and they are looking at what they're gonna order... so the waitress comes and says "Vice President Gore, what would you like this evening?" Gore replies with "I'll take the filet mignon with bernardiase sauce.... blah blah blah" then the waitress turns to GWB and asks him... "I'll take the quicky"... The waitress, astonished, says "Why Governor Bush, You're not even president yet, I can't do that for you yet!"

Gore turns to GWB and says "George, I think that's "quiche"."
12-22-2003 04:34 PM
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