rickheel
The Old Bastard
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> Things I hate about everyone else...
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> 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
> the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I
> point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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> 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
> for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
> channel manually.
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> 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
****ing right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
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> 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
> Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
> this? Who and where are they?
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> 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I
> paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor.
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> 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
> choice there, did you sunshine?
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> 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
> there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.
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> 8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest
> damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer?
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> 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, nobhead?
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JD Heel
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That sounds like George Carlin.
-JD
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Herd Fan 4-Life
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Probably.
I am one of the people guilty of looking all over for the remote. With cable tv sporting hundreds of channels these days....I'd rather have the remote.
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kevingrt
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The is one of the best posts ever
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buzzworthy
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Quote:> 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, nobhead?
:laugh:
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MsNole
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> 8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest
> damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer?
Well, one day you too will turn around and wonder where all those years went... cause when one is "over the hill" or "older than dirt" like my son tells me, life does seem short or moving by awfully fast :D
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