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I have to make mine airable for public viewing. It's pretty funny how it turns out! :laugh:

Tasha



<!--EDIT|Tasha|Dec 18 2002, 08:29 PM-->

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at JDHeel's Christmas party. It was Liquid Karma who spiked the punch with too much margarita. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Hogie's bra on my head and danced the Hula on the coffee table while singing `Hopelessly Devoted to You'. I didn't mean to break JDHeel's TV and don't know why JDHeel would sue me for DUI.

I don't remember calling Lawrenceterp's wife a massive sheep---even though she looked like one with aqua eye shadow and purple lipstick!

And when I threw up on Pooh Terp's husband's elbow, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my bus through my neighbor's window. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a colorful chipmunk and have me arrested for shoplifting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all cold and sticky. And I'm really not to blame for any of this crazy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and swiftly yours,
Lucy (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

:laugh: :laugh: :angel:

Let me get this straight: I had a Christmas party and I invited Liquid Karma? How did this happen???

(Just kidding, all.)

-JD

4:01 am? Did you turn into rickheel all of a sudden? :eek: :laugh: