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A Raleigh building contractor, (who happened to be an NCSU graduate), discussing paint schemes with a couple, asked which color they had picked for their kitchen. The lady responded with "vanilla white". "No problem," the NCSU grad replied as he opened the window and screamed out, "GREEN SIDE UP."

The couple didn't think much of it and proceeded to the living room. The NCSU grad then asked which color they had decided on for the living room and
they replied with "hazelnut beige". At that point, the NCSU grad opened the window and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP." The couple gave each other a puzzled look but quietly followed the contractor into the master bedroom.

The contractor asked what color they wanted the bedroom painted, and the couple indicated that pure white was their favorite. Once again, the contractor opened
the window and blasted, "GREEN SIDE UP." That's when the lady spoke, "Sir, we've been in three rooms, each a different color, but you scream 'green
side up' after we tell you a color for the room. What's up?" "I'm sorry," the contractor said, "I should have told you before we started -- I've got a
couple of UNC grads laying sod outside."

<small>[ March 02, 2002, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: NCTrafficMan ]</small>

I just think it's really rude to tell a joke about UNC, without also working in a couple of shots at Duke too. Of course, that's just my view.