Liquid Karma
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The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks
out into the lobby where he meets President Bush.
They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one
question about what I have seen in America......... President Bush says
"Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."
The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are
Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He
doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "That's
because it takes place in the future...."
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rickheel
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<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>KABOOM!</span>
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Liquid Karma
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cant_think_of_a_witty_name just became one of my favorite posters.
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Big Pimpin Deac
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Mine too. I'm just pissed that we've built all of these great bombs and only used two of them.
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amh4au
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Achmed no like witty! :mad:
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Liquid Karma
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Don't worry BPD, we'll get to play with our toys soon enough.
North Korea recently decided to come eat at the adult table.
They won't be rattling their nuclear sabre for too long...
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rickheel
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And Jimmy assured us that they would stop! ![[Image: nuke2.gif]](http://www.gifs.net/animate/nuke2.gif) The man was just too trusting and Christian, and got snookered.
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cant_think_of_a_witty_name Wrote:![[Image: nuke.jpg]](http://www.ncaabbs.com/newgraemlins/nuke.jpg)
The island formerly know as Iraq... this being the second nuclear butt stompin' needed for making too many Persian rugs instead of once was an oil bearing country. The trade sanctions got a little more severe the seond time around... he he
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Liquid Karma
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Behold the future parking lot for IslamaDisney.
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Do you guys really want to nuke iraq?
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| 10-23-2002 04:32 PM |
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cant_think_of_a_witty_nam
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To quote Nelson Muntz. . .
"Gotta nuke somethin'."
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| 10-23-2002 04:34 PM |
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amh4au
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Quote:Do you guys really want to nuke iraq?
Not the whole country, just Saddam's big toe. :cry:
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Big Pimpin Deac
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SSJT Wrote:Do you guys really want to nuke iraq?
Does a hobby horse have a wooden d*ck?
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Liquid Karma
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SSJT Wrote:Do you guys really want to nuke iraq?
Only if it doesn't [] up the oil supply.
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| 10-24-2002 10:29 AM |
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nate jonesacc
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Wipe em out and take their f'n oil.
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| 10-24-2002 03:19 PM |
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SSJT
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Yeah, a giant nuclear strike killing who knows how many innocent people because of a problem that isn't even fully understood is just the answer.
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| 10-24-2002 03:33 PM |
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cant_think_of_a_witty_nam
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Exactly, SSJT. :laugh:
How would I live without sarcasm?
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| 10-24-2002 03:45 PM |
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nate jonesacc
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SSJT, it was a joke/parody of Dennis Miller. GTS knows what I'm talkin about.
I do support a regime change in Iraq, but blowing them away like that is idiotic.
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| 10-24-2002 03:49 PM |
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amh4au
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On the flip side of the coin, maybe we should send them more money and weapons!
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