NavyDoc69
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On their honeymoon the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession
that should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect
our relationship."
"What is it?" she asked.
"I'm a golfer," he said.
"What's the big deal about that?" she asked.
He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll be on the course
Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoon, and any holidays. If it comes to
a choice between your wishes and golf -- golf wins."
She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. In the
same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something
about my own past that you should know about. I'm a hooker."
"No problem," was his response, "just widen your stance a little and
overlap your grip and that should clear right up."
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hoops13
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LOL, good for a laugh on a Monday morning! <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" />
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