Lucy
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40 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A REDNECK MAN SAY:
1. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
2. I'll take Shakespeare for $1,000, Alex.
3. Duct tape won't fix that.
4. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
5. Come to think of it, I will have a martini.
6. We don't keep firearms in this house.
7. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
8. You can't feed that to the dog.
9. I thought Graceland was tacky.
10. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
11. Wrestling's fake.
12. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
13. We're vegetarians.
14. Do you think my gut is too big?
15. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
16. Honey, we don't need another dog.
17. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
18. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
19. Too many deer heads detract from the d
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PoohTerp
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This thread just reminded me where I live.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />
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nate jonesacc
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Me too, Pooh, it made me realize how lucky I am in one of the 3 areas in NC with little to no rednecks. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
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Stone Cold Steve Austin
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lucy:
40 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A REDNECK MAN SAY:
11. Wrestling's fake.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*slams hands down on desk*
That's a damn lie!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" />
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BAKEDatUMD
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austin...YOU SUCK <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
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JoltinJacket
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Stone Cold Steve Austin:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lucy:
40 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A REDNECK MAN SAY:
11. Wrestling's fake.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*slams hands down on desk*
That's a damn lie!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LMAO! You tell 'em Stone Cold <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
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Upper Deck Chevy
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lucy:
40 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A REDNECK MAN SAY:</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><img border="0" alt="[Drinky]" title="" src="graemlins/drinky.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Drinky]" title="" src="graemlins/drinky.gif" />
Wonder what the female version would look like, or a list for "things a yankee man wouldn't say" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
<small>[ May 01, 2002, 09:29 PM: Message edited by: Upper Deck Chevy ]</small>
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The Bomber
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I know some really fine people that are "rednecks". So as long as they don't try to date my sister....
Seriously, at least rednecks rarely try to appear to be anything other than what they are.
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soonerterp
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by PoohTerp:
This thread just reminded me where I live.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" /> </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">... and reminds me of where I USED to live (a place bad enough that sometimes I get flashbacks).
--soonerterp.
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41. Elvis who?
42. I like P. Diddy
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