Two Duke football players were down on campus partying. They were
hootin' and hollerin' when a bartender asked them why they were
celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a
jigsaw puzzle and it only took two months.
"Two months!?" exclaimed the bartender. The Blue Devils replied, "Yeah,
but the box said 4-6 years."

A little boy and his mother were walking through a Raleigh cemetery
when they came upon a headstone that read "Here lies a North Carolina
State graduate and an honest man." The little boy asked, "Mommy, why did
they bury 2 people in there?"

A Florida State football player was almost killed in a tragic
horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly
trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and
unplugged it in time!

Duke Coach Franks is only dressing 10 players for the game against
Carolina. The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.

Q: Why is ice no longer available at Univeristy of Virginia football
games?
A: The senior who knew the recipe graduated.


Q: What are the longest 3 years of a Univeristy of Maryland football
player's life?
A: His freshman year.

Q: Why did the University of Maryland replace the stadium grass with
Astroturf?
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during games.

Q: How do you get an North Carolina State graduate off your front
porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: What does the average Duke football player get on his S.A.T.?
A: Drool.

Q: Why are there no Nativity scenes on the N. C. State campus at
Christmas?
A: Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin

NCTM, You forgot the biggest joke in The ACC!

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