Bill Bobaggins
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<a href="http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html" target="_blank">http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html</a>
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ROFLMAO! <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
17. Invisible Implausibility.
Every time Frodo or Bilbo went invisible with the ring they should have also gone BLIND. Your eyes cannot function unless light is reflected off the cornea. If light passes through it (as must be the case with invisibility) sight is no longer possible. Also, rings do not turn you invisible.
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I'll second that LMAO
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> The Hobbits both 1) refuse to wear shoes and 2) run a livestock-based farming economy. Wouldn't they constantly be stepping in crap? Why doesn't the movie address this issue?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">
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that's pretty damn funny...I especially like the crack about Sam's weight.
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