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So, lets just clear up some things, OK?????
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The Man Code
1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate.

2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.

3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
killed
and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother,
father,
priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and
should
not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts.
You
are permitted to deny his very existence.

5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail
a
friend out of jail within 12 hours.

6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without
recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call
B*LLSH$T. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable
exaggeration rate rises to 400%)

7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off-limits
forever.

8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's
running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10
minutes
for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.

9. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigerator
is
forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.

10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man.
In
fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional and
slightly
gay.

11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy
is
trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away
with
your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is
forbidden
to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

12. Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his
permission
and he in return is required to grant it.

13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a
buffalo wing clean.

14. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem - you didn't see
nothin'.

15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.

16. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.

17. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may
always
ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's
playing.

18. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney
friend
up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able
to
warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the
priesthood.

19. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless
supermodel... and it's free.

20. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

21. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain
sober enough to fight.

22. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you
must
jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions
have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin",
then
you may sit back and enjoy.

23. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight
lifting:
"Yeah, baby, push it!", "C'mon, give me one more! Harder!", "Another
set
and we can hit the showers." " Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?" [Singing in any public shower is prohibited!!!]

24. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza,
but not both. That's just plain mean.

25. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring
to
his beer.

26. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when
she's
withholding sex pending your response.

27. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal
footing:
either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations,
a
nod is all the conversation you need.
09-04-2002 10:36 AM
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Well I broke #7 bigtime.

But it was well worth it man that was a fun night...

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