rickheel
The Old Bastard
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Valentine's Day Poems
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, and not wait weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s hit
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02-20-2006 07:36 AM |
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