...i wasn't thinking about $300 million dollar contracts to rip off the gov't and send bogus 50 year old chinese ammo to our troops.

U.S. military suspends Afghanistan ammunition deal

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080327/pl_n...unition_dc

gov't quality control strikes again.

Lock 'im up.

Ambititious young lad.

And I thought I was thinking about devious things, this takes the cake!

Well when I was 16 I wasn't confessing to killing 12 people either:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/0...index.html

Quote: SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) -- Police said a 16-year-old boy has confessed to the slayings of 12 people over the past three months in southern Brazil.

The teenager, whose identity was not revealed because he is a minor, told police he allegedly killed his victims in a fit or rage or out of revenge.

However, police inspector Enizaldo Jose Plentz said he believes the boy killed some of his victims for enjoyment.

He said police have enough evidence to prove that the teenager, an unemployed high school dropout, shot dead at least six of the 12 people he says he killed.

Man....at 22, how cool would it be to have a business card that said "International Arms Dealer" on it?

When I was 12, I wasn't stripping in Dallas.

"The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.

"If they're not shut down, it's like they're giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club," said the mother of the 12-year-old. The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim. "

Source: http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/...89397.html

when i'm 93 years old, i hope i don't get arrested (no, i'm not already 93 wise guys).

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/mar/27/...s-breaking

gruehls Wrote:when i'm 93 years old, i hope i don't get arrested (no, i'm not already 93 wise guys).

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/mar/27/...s-breaking

From what I heard, you are inhabiting a 93 year old body.

I just hope im that awesome when i'm 93