This guy is a riot!

Read and enjoy

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/hom...90148.html

Prince Philip through the years Wrote:3. "Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf." Said to a group of deaf children standing near a Caribbean steel drum band in 2000.

4. "If you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes." To 21-year-old British student Simon Kerby during a visit to China in 1986.

5. "You managed not to get eaten then?" To a British student who had trekked in Papua New Guinea, during an official visit in 1998.

7. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.

11. "We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves." During a trip to Canada in 1976.

12. "A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now that everybody's got more leisure time they are complaining they are unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want." A man of the people shares insight into the recession that gripped Britain in 1981.

20. "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" To a wheelchair-bound Susan Edwards, and her guide dog Natalie in 2002.

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He sounds more like an insensative idiot than anything else...

I remember Eddie Izzard lit in on him during one of his comedy shows.

I found the video of it, but it's nowhere near as funny as the audio recording - which I can't find, of course.

Are you sure these aren't Joe Biden quotes?

Joe Biden without the inbreeding.