Have y'all read this crap... They're trying poorly to think of jmu football jokes.
"A football fan walks into a small shop in Harrisonburg. He spots a
bottle labeled "JMU Football Player Brains" $5 an ounce. He asks the
clerk if there are any other bottles. The clerk replies, "Well, we've
got William and Mary player brains for $10 an ounce, and Richmond
football player brains for $1,000,000 an
ounce." The man says, "Why the big difference in price?" The clerk
answers "Do you know how many JMU football players we have to kill to
get an ounce of brains!"
"A JMU football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic
horseback-riding accident.He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled
to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged
the horse."
That's a lot of stuff about dead jmu football players... Wtf??
http://richmond.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?f...99&style=2