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20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand
03-12-2014 11:06 AM
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Pretty good.
03-12-2014 11:19 AM
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I thought so too. which is why I posted it here.
03-12-2014 11:21 AM
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Had to read #11 twice.

I lol'ed at #14.
03-12-2014 12:14 PM
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(03-12-2014 12:14 PM)Smaug Wrote:  Had to read #11 twice.

Asimov brought this up in one of his essays collected in "On Chemistry".

Similar (but not as interesting) is the word carbocation.

He also suggested asking people to define the word "mole."
03-12-2014 12:19 PM
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17. A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand and says “make me one with everything.”
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03-12-2014 10:54 PM
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I like the two about Latin. Ah the benefits of Catholic high school.

Although it might be the simplest, #2 really made me laugh.
03-13-2014 04:29 PM
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(03-13-2014 09:16 PM)Monarch_Pride Wrote:  [Image: fat-nerd-with-glasses_full.jpeg]

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03-14-2014 07:45 AM
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I am a programmer. I loved #19.
03-14-2014 09:44 PM
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I liked that one too. You can't get a gig if you're only 1023MB.
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Some more (I like #12)

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good stuff!
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